does any buddy know a tomato can really increase blood?

[jerrien1988]

hye every one does any buddy know can a tomato really increase our blood in our body ?
or how many tomato should we eat in a day to increase the blood of our body ?

 

[Schmid, Anneliese]

We should eat at least 1 hundredweight of tomatoes to increase our blood.
Anneliese

 

[tina1]

Change your language, please!

 

[Kapha]

What you mean with any buddy ? ... Who is that ?

 

[mein geheimer Garten]

everybody should have a buddy....

 

[Billabong]

Increase your blood? Easy one: Just squeeze all the tomatoes you can get hold of, then use a giant needle and inject as much tomato juice as you can directly into your vein. It's a 1:1 thing: 1 liter juice = 1 liter more blood.


In case it doesn't work, choose a ketchup-bottle-shaped coffin.
And don't come running because I just English, I not budding tomato.

 

[dragonfly05]

Excellent code of practice.

 

[tina1]

Wher is Luise? It seems, she must help!:d

 

[mein geheimer Garten]

A nurse to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[EvaKa]

... and I think here is someone taking the mickey out of us!

 

[Schmid, Anneliese]

jawollllll
Anneliese

 

[FrauSchulze]

i believe i spider

 

[Tinchenfurz]

English for runaways:d, even a nurse would not be able to help here. Although, she might be the only one with the licence to inject.

 

[Tubirubi]

Mit Tomatensucht ist wirklich nicht zu spaßen. Symptome einer Überdosis von Lycopin sind hier eindeutig erkennbar. Ich rate dringendlich zur Entzugstherapie andernfalls besteht eine äußerst ungünstige Prognose und eine stationäre Zwangsunterbringung zur Verhinderung ernsthafter Schäden ist unvermeidbar.

Dr. Tubirubi

 

[Schmid, Anneliese]

Bravo!!!!
LG Anneliese

 

[Sunfreak]

Hmmm... Also das hier ist kein koscherer Thread! Auch wenn ihr euch hier köstlich amüsiert habt, ich werd trotzdem abschließen. Das ist doch nicht normal, der Thread wurde von New Delhi aus erstellt...

Verrecklinge, die Elendige... Scheiß Spammer...

Grüßle, Michi